Pete Hughes is the creator of the Happy Cow website and used to be well known for annoying you with his stories, poems and philosophical ramblings before he gave all that up to spend a few years contemplating the colour of different kinds of gravy. Occasionally, Pete creates a little picture that makes him laugh but doesn't make anyone else laugh. Because this is Pete's website, he is in a position to force all of these pictures onto you poor, unsuspecting visitors whether you like it or not.
Since September 2011, Pete has been wondering why the sky keeps throwing things at him, and he regularly gathers up things to throw back at the sky, but so far he has not quite perfected his throw. His boomerang does come back, and quite often hits him on the head, causing a nasty gash.
Pete is currently made out of mashed potato with a bit of garlic and chives mixed in.