She'd had enough of being nice,
It frankly didn't suit her,
And so she said, "Oh, fuck this!" twice
And turned on her computer.
Determined to give up the daily
She told 9 folks to bugger off
And 4 to go get fecked.
Quite pleased with her new honesty,
She then went on to say
To 19 people that she'd
Never liked them anyway.
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