[The following amusing poem was written by Michael Robinson. When he is not busy entertaining us and his daughter, Michael is a freelance writer, a tireless campaigner for parents' and grandparents' rights and author of the website The Custody Minefield, an essential self-help resource for parents and grandparents wishing to resolve residence and contact issues related to separation and divorce.]
Farmer gnome plants his crops
In very funny places
He doesn't plant his seeds in fields.
He plants hair on daddies' faces.
He plants it in their noses.
He plants it on their backs,
And if daddies' ears get furry,
He's been planting seeds in wax.
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