The following is an amusing conversation I had while driving in the car with my daughters. It is still making me smile days later!
LOTTIE: What kind of five is that?
DAD: What do you mean 'what kind of five' ? How many different kinds of five are there?
[Pause for thought]
ERIN: There's a high five!
DAD: You are right! Good one, Erin
LOTTIE: A bee five!
DAD: A what?
LOTTIE: A bee five!
DAD: What is a bee five?
LOTTIE: It is where bees make funny.
DAD: Ha ha! I see!
ERIN: Yes! If you are telling a joke and nobody is laughing, then you can go to the bee five and get some funny to add to your joke.
DAD: I never knew that! So does that mean if you want some funny runny honey, you have to go to the bee five and then the bee rive and then the bee hive?
LOTTIE and ERIN: Yes!
DAD: So where does money come from?
LOTTIE and ERIN: From you of course, dad.
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