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See also:
The Magical Cowish Translator  |  The Magical Dogish Translator
The Magical Afwobblyation Machine  |  The Magical Compliment Machine
The Magical Insult Machine  |  The Magical Blame It On The Boogie Machine
The Magical Oh Well, Never Mind Machine
The Magical Make Everything OK Button
The Magical Sometimes Machine

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