Put your name in that box and press the button, donkey face.
Come on! Get on with it!

What the hell do you want, you
peurile waste of space?

See also:
The Magical Cowish Translator  |  The Magical Dogish Translator
The Magical Afwobblyation Machine  |  The Magical Compliment Machine
The Magical Insult Machine  |  The Magical Blame It On The Boogie Machine
The Magical Oh Well, Never Mind Machine
The Magical Make Everything OK Button
The Magical Sometimes Machine