Once famously sung about by Simon and Garfunkel with a stutter before she was even born, Celia Fett is internationally renowned for also inadvertantly breaking the hearts and shaking the confidence daily of several other leading rock stars from the sixties and seventies including Johnny Cash, The Doors, Slade and Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
On Thursday afternoons if she is not too busy, Celia can sometimes be found controlling global weather patterns with her mind in order to help nice sailors get to where they want to go more quickly.
A gnarly old ship's captain from Nova Scotia, Canada was once quoted as saying, "Well, that was a stroke of luck." He had no idea about the quietly benevolent nature of Celia's wind direction mind-domination hobby, and probably never will.
Celia also invented the moon.