Simon is internationally renowned for being world's foremost authority in the field of Sometimesology. It was his extenstive, intensive, expensive and pensive research into this field that eventually led to the creation of Happy Cow's Magical Sometimes Machine. Regular visitors to Happy Cow will also recognise Simon as a prolific contributor to our Poems section. His mesmerising lyrical wanderings are a firm favourite with many of our site visitors.
Not content with being a genius at just two things, Simon is also one of the world's greatest idiotic dancers and has managed to fill several of our galleries with his unique and varied art work. If we didn't know him better, we might think he was showing off.
Simon was raised by wolves. They later lowered him again, after he said he didn't like it much up there. Speaking later about the notorious incident, a spokeswolf said, "Aroooooooooooooo!"
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