Swifty's Guide to Convincing Nonsense
Swifty Flame-Anderson flouts all the rules of the Charlatan's Guild by revealing how you too can develop your very own collection of convincing nonsense.
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The Question Sponge
The question sponge stood all alone, entirely dry, absorbing none. First day from womb, calm innocence - nothing to ask, no problem sense.
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Do You Remember That Place?
Waxing word-meister Simon Drew has been so prolific of late we have been hard-pressed to keep up! But our perhaps vain attempt continues as we reproduce another deafening echo of Silence.
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Random Quotes - Homer Simpson
This week we are bringing out the Wisdom Big Guns by featuring the Random Quotes Generator page of the world's favourite hapless husband and father, Homer J Simpson.
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Blast from the Past - Hellish Heaven
For those of you who are new to Happy Cow, we have decided to include a random article from the archives. Those of you who have been with us since the beginning, thank you so very much and you may have seen this before!
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All New Daily Moos!!!
Don't forget that you can give yourself a little pick-me-up every day by visiting the all new Happy Cow's Daily Moos page. New quotes and videos are being added regularly, and there are now over 260 moos in the collection.
Well, why didn't you say so? ...
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