No Destination
Swifty Flame-Anderson returns to his lyrical rhyming ways with a little poem about Life's destination(?)
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Q & A 1
The following questions and answers have all been fished directly from the Thought Pool and typed out while they were still wet and flapping about. The question will likely arise, 'Who is asking the questions? Who is answering?' A very good question!
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Hasten to Every Step
All is clean. Oh come shadow. Dirty the footpath in front of me. Texture comes out, rubbing against the smooth passages of my feet
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New Quotes - His Holeyness the Nineteenth Swiss Cheese
We sent out some Gathering Elves to gather up all the quotes full of holes that they could find for His Holeyness The 19th Swiss Cheese, and have now added all the ones that have not escaped to His Holey Page.
Holey of Holeys!! ...
Blast from the Past - Desperate To Lose Weight
For those of you who are new to Happy Cow, we have decided to include a random article from the archives. Those of you who have been with us since the beginning, thank you so very much and you may have seen this before!
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All New Daily Moos!!!
Don't forget that you can give yourself a little pick-me-up every day by visiting the all new Happy Cow's Daily Moos page. New quotes and videos are being added regularly, and there are now over 260 moos in the collection.
Well, why didn't you say so? ...
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