The Magical Insult Machine
Gotten a bit too big for your boots? Need taking down a peg or two? Burst that bubble of superiority with the help of Happy Cow's Magical Insult Machine!
Get on with it, you fool! ...
Blast from the Past - Promises, Promises
For those of you who are new to Happy Cow, we have decided to include a random article from the archives. Those of you who have been with us since the beginning, thank you so very much and you may have seen this before!
Read Promises, Promises ...
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