Sometimes the course of a mighty river is blocked. Sometimes it flows with tremendous speed and power. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes the idea of penguins stuffing toasters with rubber thimbles may be present. Sometimes there will be a repetion of thoughts about aardvarks making collect calls to Bolivia. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes a cacophony of thoughts will ring out like that of 18 drunk Scottish teenagers preparing a haggis in a small kitchen. Sometimes there will be complete silence. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes the wind will blow a gale and even the strongest trees will sway and creak. Sometimes there will be total stillness. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes baked beans for dinner will seem to be a really good idea. Sometimes all voices will sound like Woody Woodpecker after sucking copious amounts of helium. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes the night stars will come with ideas of vastness and infinite possibilities. Sometimes they will come with a flood of tears and deep feelings of regret. Sometimes they will not be noticed. Sometimes the glare of street lights will not allow them to be seen. None of these are caused by anyone.
Sometimes a tea will seem like just the things after a long day at work. Sometimes there will be the urged to suck tequila shots from a Spanish woman's elbow pit. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes the gaze of an elephant in the African savannah will be associated with a deep affinity with all the many expressions of biological life. Sometimes a cockroach in the shower will come with feelings of horror. Sometimes two large Canadians will knock at the door asking to use the toilet. Sometimes rabbits won't notice an approach car. None of these are caused by anyone.
Sometimes there will be tremendous energy and zest. Sometimes there will be profound apathy. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes the cards will come up 21 three times in a row. Sometimes there will be three sequential busts. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes a kind word will seem to be the cause of a massive turn around in attitude and a new lease on life. Sometimes they will be ignored. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes a cloud will appear to be a giant smiling sunflower on holiday in New Caledonia. Sometimes it will look just like a hated ex-boyfriend. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes it will seem as though there are causes. Sometimes it will not. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes a dance will be in perfect synergy to the music. Sometimes it won't. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes compliments will come from all directions. Sometimes there will be indifference. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes morning bird song will seem like a glorious symphony. Sometimes it will seem like an incredible nuisance and the thought "I wish they'd shut the fuck up!" Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes there'll be sun burn that takes a week to heal. Sometimes the skin will seem to glow. Sometimes a pimple will emerge on the left buttock. None of these are caused by anyone.
Sometimes there will be insomnia. Sometimes there will be restful sleep. Neither are caused by anyone.
Sometimes there will be a preference for lounge music. Sometimes there will be a preference for Scandanavian death metal. Neither are caused by anyone.
Sometimes there will be an obsession with appearing logical. Sometimes rainbows will not have time for plane flight. Neither are caused by anyone.
Sometimes there will be a string of whale beachings in a particular area. Sometimes there won't. Neither are caused by anyone.
Sometimes there sun won't shine. Sometimes it'll beat down like all the world is an inferno. Neither are caused by anyone.
Sometimes Pluto will be closer to the sun than Neptune. Sometimes Neptune will be closer. Neither are caused by anyone.
Sometimes there will be the idea of a grand destiny and purpose. Sometimes there won't. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes he'll send a message at "just the right moment". Sometimes the phone will be turned off. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes the light bouncing off her hair will seem like the most beautiful sight conceivable. Sometimes the cricket will seem more interesting. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes the church service will be followed by a deep sense of peace. Sometimes the church service will be followed by intense rage. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes a stranger will be an excellent listener. Sometimes they'll laugh in your face. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes she'll say yes. Sometimes she'll say no. Neither is caused by anyone.
Large jars of pickled turnips enjoying river dance on Easter Friday. Twilight opening the burgulars of existence below the pantry of an oversized telemarketer. Neither is caused by anyone.
Sometimes time will seem to stop when you finally kiss. Sometimes time will seem to stop when you're doing the washing up. Sometimes time will seem to stop during the financial news. Sometimes time will seem to stop while sitting on a mountainside. Sometimes time will seem to stop eating grandma's rice pudding. None of these are caused by anyone.
Sometimes "The Simpsons" will seem extremely humourous. Sometimes it won't. Neither is caused by anyone.
The Happy Cow website and all articles on it are created entirely voluntarily and free of charge. However, if you feel that anything on the site has been of value to you, you may wish to make a voluntary contribution to the upkeep of the site. Click on the 'Donate' button below.
If you have an inspiring tale or some interesting philosophy to share with us, please feel free to e-mail your ideas to
contributions@happycow.org.uk.
