There are good people and bad people and I'm one of the goodies.
You seem to be tending towards the bad, along with The French and hoodies.
So here I come to fix you up and tell you what is right.
I'll set you straight, I'll sort you out, I'll make you see the light.
With my very own brand of Fascism, I'll make you fit my mold.
Being any other way is a heinous sin, so be told!
Don't worry now, I'm here to mend your clearly wrong behaviour,
For I am Crusading Moralist, your long awaited Saviour.
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