Although he was a little sad to see his love departing,
There was nothing he liked more than a bout of unrestricted farting,
And so just as the door banged shut and he waved her on her way,
He let out a big ripper he'd been holding in all day.
The relief was so ecstatic that he sighed a great big sigh,
And felt that he could almost taste last night's egg-bacon pie.
And slowly as it spread around, invisible toxic plume,
The dog sat up and gave a yelp then ran out of the room.
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