There was a man who had two heads,
And whatever one of these heads said,
The other one would disagree,
Creating quite a quand-a-ree.
For when a choice was to be taken,
Head 1 thought Head 2's choice mistaken,
And Head 2 thought Head 1's insane,
So stuck in place they both remained.
But then one day they both lost sight
Of the reason for the constant fight.
Each began to defer to the other head,
And now they went nowhere instead.
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