He grew actual goats in his goatee beard
And the whole thing seemed a little bit weird,
But he didn't complain when the crowd they cheered,
For a shortage of goats was the thing they feared
The most.
She produced real fish from her fish net tights
And by doing so managed to stop many fights,
As the crowd members sought to protect their rights
To a breakfast comprising fish based delights
On toast.
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