There was a man who had two bottoms.
He didn't know from where he'd got 'em,
But there they were and he had to say
That one of them got in the way.
For he could not by any means
Get into sexy skinny jeans,
Or take a seat at evening classes
Which was a pain in both his arses.
And when he went to bed at night,
Pyjama bottoms were too tight,
Even if he bought a massive pair,
So he had to sleep with four buttocks bare.
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