There was a man who didn't know
Which way to turn, which way to go.
He'd been to school, he'd read the books,
He'd made some money and had some visits to the cinema with nice young ladies.
But it didn't seem to be enough,
All this doing things and getting stuff,
Sure he liked to party and liked to rock
And he liked it when she licked his ice-cream when he offered her a bit at the cinema.
But it seemed something was still amiss
Even when he'd got that, and had all of this
Satisfaction didn't seem to come
Although she certainly did - after he had invited her to the cinema.
So he turned to spirit chew aliteeeee
He'd heard it might be 'real' just to be
And it certainly seemed to feel nice for a bit
Somewhat like when he sucked on her big juicy ice lolly that she got at the cinema instead of an ice cream.
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