There was a man who had three knees.
He was proud of every one of these,
But one thing still kept troubling him.
He had no extra lower limb.
And so Knee 3 had to be carried,
At the football match or while getting married,
In a little pouch around his waist
(This was not to everybody's taste).
But as he made his way through life,
With his football mates and his lovely wife,
He had learned to make the best of it
(And it went quite well with her spare left tit).
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