A man went down to the corner shop to buy himself some cheese.
While on the way he started a debate with both his knees.
He asked knee one if life was fundamentally futile
And asked knee two the difference between fashion and style.
It seemed those pesky knees were quite reluctant to join in,
As neither of them seemed to have a thing to say to him.
They just kept on with being middle parts for his two pins,
Silently providing bending service (for their sins).
And so it was the questions went unanswered once again.
He bought his cheese, some Rizlas and a filtered pack of ten.
Then on the way back to his flat, much to his surprise,
He had a massive argument with the top part of his thighs.
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